Author, Wendy Attebury, blogger for www.theFrisky.com, made up a list of “10 Things a Lady Should Never Do in Public”. Her humor is wonderful. For your amusement, I’ve condensed this into 7 pertintent points!
1. Apply Full Make-Up
Refreshing your lip gloss after a meal is one thing, but putting your whole face on while riding the bus or subway is so not cool. D0 your makeup before you leave home. A woman has to retain a little mystique, you know.
2. Adjust Your Skimpy Underwear
If it’s so uncomfortable in the first place that you have to go digging in places you really shouldn’t, maybe it’s time to switch to underwear with a little more coverage, hmm?
3. Sit Cross-Legged While Wearing a Skirt
4. Talk on Your Phone in a Public Bathroom or Dressing Room
Bathrooms and dressing rooms are sort of like Vegas: What happens in them should stay in them. You with your phone broadcasting every sound to whoever and subjecting the rest of us to some inane conversation that can absolutely wait until you no longer have your pants around the ankles is not honoring that sacred code.
5. Tweeze Errant Hairs or Pop a Pimple
While I understand the temptation of removing any evidence that you’re less than perfect, doing so in public not only underscores your imperfections, it makes you look, well, kinda nasty.
6. Adjust the Girls
Maybe a breast slips below your underwire or heads too closely to your armpit, but until you find a private spot, resist the urge to reach into your bra and readjust.
7. Pee All Over the Toilet Seat
If you do happen to have bad aim, remember: If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat!
Question: Agree? Disagree?